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Enjoy :)

Shortcut Proposal :

Boy : Kya main aap ka address jaan sakta hun….

Girl : Q?

Boy : Ek din bharaat jo lekar aani hai :)

 

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Perfect example of generation gap :

Aamir Khan – Papa kehte hain bada naam karega :)

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Imran Khan : Daddy mujhse bola, tu galti hai meri :)

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When someone touches you and you don’t feel it, its IGNORANCE

When someone touches you and you feel it, its LOVE

When no one touches you and you feel it…

Bhaag lo

bhoot hai .

 

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Congress !

A funny quote on the suggested name change of West Bengal:-

West Bengal: Poschim Bongo
Delhi: Uttar Dongo
Kerala: Dokhin Kongo
India: Poora Nongo

Thanks to Congo (Congress)