Innocent Child after watching Anna Hazare -

“Mumma inhe koi to rok lo.. nahin to History mein 1 aur chapter badh jaayega”

Santa : MBA ka fullform kya hai?
Banta : Tu ek dum ullu hai.. Dekhta nahin charo taraf MBA ki dhoom machi hai… !!

MBA boleh to Mein Bhi Anna

• Mummy was right …her words came true ………………..
  “if you dont eat food, Police will come and Catch u”
  …it happened to Anna Hazare, it can happen to U!!

• Congress suspects some Foreign Hand behind Anna Hazare’s fast. The Only Foreign who pretends to be Indian is Sonia Gandhi. LMAO!!!!!!!! Dont know what congress is up to

• Jailer to Kasab: Why are you so happy?
  Kasab: I’m not Indian, I hate India & I killed Indians but I’m sure that I’m safe in India.

  …Journalist to Anna Hazare: Why are you so sad?
  Anna: I’m Indian, I love India & I like Indians but I’m not sure when I’ll be killed in India!