Whats the critical similarity between Garden & BOOBS ?
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Both are made for CHILDREN But are misused by ADULTS..!!
☆ •°*”˜˜”*°•☆♥ Non Veg SMS♥☆•°*”˜˜”*°•☆
Girl : Papa iss paheli ka jawab do :
Masal Masal k khada kiya or thuk laga k ghusa diya.
Papa : Maar khaayegi
Girl: areh papa, SUI mein Dhaga
aap bhi na lodu hoh 
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Elephant to Camel : Why do you have breasts on your back ?
Camel : That’s a fucking good question from someone with a penis on his face!
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A banker confused about Maths asked his lady secretary:
If I give u a million rupees deducting 17%, how much would u take off?
SECRETARY: EVERYTHING, Even my Panties.!