Humari ek nuskurahat pe woh apni gand marwa baithe.
Humari ek muskurahat pe woh apni gand marwa baithe.
Wo chaddhi pahenni hi wale the ki hum phir se muskru baithe.

Non Veg SMS

Lady – Dr. Mera HOLE bahut bada hai..

Dr- HOLE dekha kar, ye to gufa hai, gufa hai, gufa hai,

Lady( gusse me) isme 3 bar bolne ki kya zarura hai?

Dr. Behn ki l**i awaaz gunj rahi hai.

Non Veg SMS

Strange Facts

1. Roti ka 1 niwala 7 sec ke baad pet me jata hai.

2. Insaani Baal 3kg tak wazan utha sakta hai.

3. Har mard ke lund ki lambai uske haath k angoothe se double hoti hai.

4. Auroten mardo se zyada palkhen jhapkaati hain..

5. Aur aapka dhyaan abhi tak angoothe pe hi hain

Naap lo bhai, naap lo..

ek shayar ne apni suhagrat pe, apne L*nd per haath firate hueh arz kiya hai..

aaj kismat khul gayi laale ki
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Aaj to behan chud jaayegi mere saale ki..

MIDDLE CLASS ADMI KI BHI KYA ZINDAGI HAI..

Pant kharido to dusre din jute fat jaate hain..

Jute kharido to shirt fat jaati hai.

Sab 1 saath kharido to g***d fatt jaati hai..

Whats the critical similarity between Garden & BOOBS ?

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Both are made for CHILDREN But are misused by ADULTS..!!

☆ •°*”˜˜”*°•☆♥ Non Veg SMS♥☆•°*”˜˜”*°•☆

Girl :  Papa iss paheli ka jawab do :

Masal Masal k khada kiya or thuk laga k ghusa diya.

Papa : Maar khaayegi

Girl: areh papa, SUI mein Dhaga

aap bhi na lodu hoh

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Elephant to Camel : Why do you have breasts on your back ?

Camel : That’s a fucking good question from someone with a penis on his face!

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A banker confused about Maths asked his lady secretary:
If I give u a million rupees deducting 17%, how much would u take off?
SECRETARY: EVERYTHING, Even my Panties.!

Ladki : Parso mein tumhare ghar Rakhi le kar aayi thi par tumne nahin bandhwai. Aisa kyun ?

Santa : Agar mein tere ghar condom lekar aaoon to kya chu*ge?

70 year old man was fucking furiously taking support of a fence

Woman : U didn’t fuck me like this even 40 years ago!

Man : This Fucking fence wasn’t electrified then.

Sir : Maine tumhe thappad maara

iska future tense bataoh ?

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Student : School ke bahar aap ki behn ch**d di jaayegi

Women are like Iphones,  You have to touch them all over before they respond.

while

Men are like blackberries rub one small area and everything is activated.

• Soldier : Sir, mujhe chutti chahiyeh
  Major: kya kaam ha?
  S: BV ki yaad aarahi hai..Sex karna hai
  M: Samney wali deewar mein jo soorakh h, waha lund daal do.
  S ne waisa hi kiya bahut maja aya.
  M- ab batoah chutti par jana hai.
  S- Nhn Sir, bas kam ho gaya
  M-Shabash ab deewar k piche ja kar khade ho jaoh kuch aur jawan bi chutti mang rahe hain

• 1 ladka aaya aur mera daam bol diya,
  Mai kuch kahu usne mera blouse khol diya,
  Uski shirt bahut achi thi.
  Agle hi pal uske haath me meri kachhi thi
  Bister pe chadhar rang birangi thi..
  kuch hi pal me main puri nangi thi..
  Usne paas na koi nirodh tha..
  mujhe bas isi baat ka virodh tha.
  Maine dar dar ke kiya
  par uchak uchak ke liya..
  Chudne se pehle jitna khil khila rahi thi..
  Bed pe utna hi chila rahi thi..
  Uska lund choot ki faanko me kho gaya..
  aur madarchod safed pichkari mar ke so gaya.