ek baat mujhe sone nahin deti..

ki akkad bakkad bombay bo 80+90 kaise 100?

170 hone chahiyeh na.. Funny SMS

One thing i like the most about horror movies ! the person shouts “hey anybody there”

As if.. The  ghost gonna reply ” yeah baby..  I am in the kitchen wanna have sandwich”  Funny SMS

Impossible is nothing when a man tries…
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Or when women cries :p   Funny SMS

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We believe that goodluck will do someday Something for us.
But we don’t know, Goodluck is also waiting, that we do something,
Someday…!!!   Practical SMS

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Men understand men better….

Example : Man: I want to buy  a ladies watch

Shopkeeper: Is it for your wife? Or Shall I show you an expensive one.  Funny SMS

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Boys common sense is zero…..

How?

Gents toilet me likh kar aayenge.

“Shaalu I love you”

Ab kya shaalu wahan padne jaayegi?? Funny SMS

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A wife ask her husband,
“Which part of me that you like the most, my pretty face or my beautiful body?”
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He looks up from her head down to her toes, and
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“I like your sense of HUMOR.. LOL”

Babloo : School male hai femail
Pappu : Can’t say exactly, kyunki usme ghanta bhi hota hai aur periods bhi.

Arz hai.

Chahte hain hum aapse dosti ka aisa wada  wah wah…

Chahte hain hum aapse dosti ka aisa wada… wah wah..

Jaise 5 rupaye ka VIM BAR gale kum aur chale zyaada.

Strange Facts

1. Roti ka 1 niwala 7 sec ke baad pet me jata hai.

2. Insaani Baal 3kg tak wazan utha sakta hai.

3. Har mard ke lund ki lambai uske haath k angoothe se double hoti hai.

4. Auroten mardo se zyada palkhen jhapkaati hain..

5. Aur aapka dhyaan abhi tak angoothe pe hi hain

Naap lo bhai, naap lo..

Maa – Beta kya kar rahe hoh..

Beta – Padh Raha hun.

Maa – excellent.

Kya padh rahe hoh?

Beta – Aapki hone waali bahu ki messages.

COMPROMISING on Our values 4 others is just like selling our soul 4 those who wont even remember that we took a turn just for there SMILE

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When d world says “GIVE UP, “Hope whispers, “TRY IT ONE MORE TIME.”

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Santa – My wife died yesterday..
I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.

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In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than

expecting them to hold yours…

Wat’s d Perfect Example of both Gud Luck & Bad Luck at same time?

D naughty wind blows the girls skirt high, but also brings dust in boy’s eyes.

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“Empty Pockets Teaches Million Things In Life…”
But,

“Full Pockets Spoil’s U In Million Ways..

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Teacher: If you had one dollar and asked your dad for one dollar, how much money would you have in total?
Student: One dollar.
Teacher: You dont know your maths.
Student: YOU DONT KNOW MY DAD!

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“N0″ & “YES” R 2 Shortest Answers Which Need A
Long Thought
Most Of The Things We Miss
In Life Only Because Of
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YES Too Late. .

Shortcut Proposal :

Boy : Kya main aap ka address jaan sakta hun….

Girl : Q?

Boy : Ek din bharaat jo lekar aani hai

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Perfect example of generation gap :

Aamir Khan – Papa kehte hain bada naam karega

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Imran Khan : Daddy mujhse bola, tu galti hai meri

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When someone touches you and you don’t feel it, its IGNORANCE

When someone touches you and you feel it, its LOVE

When no one touches you and you feel it…

Bhaag lo

bhoot hai .

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In a school function : -

A LKG boy started closing his ears with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech.

Others asked him why are you closing your ears?

He replied : Dude, she is my girlfriend and she is gonna start her speech with …. ” My dear, brothers and sisters”

70 year old man was fucking furiously taking support of a fence

Woman : U didn’t fuck me like this even 40 years ago!

Man : This Fucking fence wasn’t electrified then.

Message by confused alarm clock to dear human,

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U get mad when I wake you up & u also get made when I don’t wake you up.

“Chahta kya hai bhai tu”?

Kid : Mom did you see me before I was born?

Mom: No I didn’t

Kid:  Then after I was born, how did you know it me?

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These kind of kids become external examiner 4 viva

Keep a special place for me in your heart not in your mind,

keeping me in your mind can be dangerous for you. Because people say I am Mind Blowing

Height of Begging…

A sleeping beggar puts up a notice board in front of him

Please do not make noise by dropping coins.. Offer NOTES !!

When a woman says WHAT??

Its not that she didn’t hear you…..

Its that she is giving you a chance to change what you have said

Romantic Monsoon…

Avoid meeting your girlfriend during monsoon,

Otherwise

She will become Mom Soon !!

Women are like Iphones,  You have to touch them all over before they respond.

while

Men are like blackberries rub one small area and everything is activated.