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Nothing in this world…..

Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated failures. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. —Calvin Coolidge

What are you praying for?

 

What are you praying for?

Prayer is not getting what you want; it’s about coming to a place where you want what God wants.

Om Sai Ram

Om Sai Ram

tuchhh lage sansaar jab mann Sai mein samayeh..
Baba prem mein bhaktan ka mann sai sai ho jaayeh

Shradha Saburi

Om Sai Ram

He is always there !

Although GOD may not answer as we would like or when we would like…
We know that at ” evening and morning and at noon ” HE IS ALWAYS THERE.

After death..

After death, God told every one to write there mistakes on a paper
then 1 heard a voice ” a dikha na..

Friends Anytime.. anywhere.. just rock

 

Friendship SMS

Chand ka didar

Chand ka didar aangan se ho gaya..

Fir kuch der chand baadlo me kho gaya..

Hamne intezar kiya badlo ke hante ka..

Or itne me chand kisi or ka ho gaya..  Love SMS

ek baat..

ek baat mujhe sone nahin deti..

ki akkad bakkad bombay bo 80+90 kaise 100?

 

170 hone chahiyeh na.. Funny SMS

Om Sai Ram

Om Sai Ram

Mere Mann ke mandir me Sai ka waas rahe koi paas rahe na rahe.. Sai mere paas rahe.

Mai darta nahin jag se, kyunki Sai hamesha mera saath rahe.

Om Sai Ram

Any body there?

One thing i like the most about horror movies ! the person shouts “hey anybody there”

As if.. The  ghost gonna reply ” yeah baby..  I am in the kitchen wanna have sandwich”  Funny SMS

With friends

Its better to bunk a class than to miss a party with friends.
Bcoz, today when I look back.

Equations never make me laugh but memories do.. Missing You SMS

Om Sai Ram

Om Sai Ram

Zindagi do din ki hai..
Ek din aapke haq mein..
ek din aapke khilaf..
jis din aapke haq me ho gurur na karna..
or
jis din khilaf ho thoda sabar jarur karna

Shradha Saburi

Solution !!

There is nothing in life that Doesn’t have a solution… as long as you keep looking and never give up you will find what you are looking for listen to you inner self, follow your inner light let them show you the way…remember that no matter how bad it may look you will conquer it any issue that arises in your life…everything happens for a reason have faith and believe in yourself…sometimes we need this challenges in life to see where we stand and how strong we are…Nothing in life is permanent my friends so never lose your hope….

Reality about love:

Paigam to ek bahana tha,

Irada to aapko yaad dilana tha,

Aap yaad kare ya na kare.

Koi baat nahin, par aapki yaad aa rahi hai, bas inta hi batana. Missing You SMS

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Mil jaayeh uljhano se fursat to zara sochna ki….

…. kya sirf fursaton me yaad karne tak ka rishta hi hum se Missing You SMS

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Reality about love: Love makes you strong in front of the whole world..

But weak in front of the one whom you love … Missing You SMS

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Impossible is…

Impossible is nothing when a man tries…
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Or when women cries :p   Funny SMS

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We believe that goodluck will do someday Something for us.
But we don’t know, Goodluck is also waiting, that we do something,
Someday…!!!   Practical SMS

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Men understand men better….

Example : Man: I want to buy  a ladies watch

Shopkeeper: Is it for your wife? Or Shall I show you an expensive one.  Funny SMS

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Boys common sense is zero…..

How?

Gents toilet me likh kar aayenge.

“Shaalu I love you”

Ab kya shaalu wahan padne jaayegi?? Funny SMS

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Don’t be

Don’t be so much emotional in your life that it hurts you…

But don’t get too much practical in your life that it hurts other :/   Life SMS

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Have you ever wondered how many thoughts, feeling and emotions are hidden behind this simple sentense

” Kutch nahin yaar bas aise hi :(   Life SMS

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Surround yourself with positivity, it will help you get through the dark, it will help you get through the troubles, it will help you see things as they beautifully are and allow for gratitude through each and every single moment. A few positive words each day can change your outlook forever, nothing feels better than feeling a little less than 100%, then looking as your newsfeed flooded with positive things, I am truly blessed.  Life SMS

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A wife ask her husband

A wife ask her husband,
“Which part of me that you like the most, my pretty face or my beautiful body?”
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He looks up from her head down to her toes, and
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“I like your sense of HUMOR.. LOL”

It is

It is well known saying that ” Jo Hase, unke ghar base”

but the question is “Ghar basne ke bad kitne hase” <3

Life SMS

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Tere Khwabo se koi tujhe dur na kaer, tumse narazgi ki koibhul na kare, har sisha tere chehre ka gulam ho jaye, Warna tut jateh wo aaina jo tujhe kabul na kare. Shayari SMS

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Waiter gives bill to Santa

Santa : Take my card.

Waiter : But Sir, this is a ration card.

Santa: Kamino, phir bahar kyon likha hai

” All Cards Accepted”

Hindi Jokes

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A single word spoken at the time of anger is more poisonous, which makes us forget the hundred lovable conversation within a minute.  Life SMS

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Humari ek ….

Humari ek nuskurahat pe woh apni gand marwa baithe.
Humari ek muskurahat pe woh apni gand marwa baithe.
Wo chaddhi pahenni hi wale the ki hum phir se muskru baithe.

 

Non Veg SMS

 

Lady – Dr. Mera HOLE bahut bada hai..

Dr- HOLE dekha kar, ye to gufa hai, gufa hai, gufa hai,

Lady( gusse me) isme 3 bar bolne ki kya zarura hai?

Dr. Behn ki l**i awaaz gunj rahi hai.

 

Non Veg SMS

I Reject LOVE

I Reject LOVE
If You R Not My
Lover…
I Close My HEART
…If You R Not Inside It…
… &
I’ll Keep My Eyes Close
If You R Not Gonna B The
1st Thing My Eyes Sees…

Babloo n Pappu

Babloo : School male hai femail
Pappu : Can’t say exactly, kyunki usme ghanta bhi hota hai aur periods bhi.